And now another Froggy News Network Headline Update.....
Well...we sent our reporters out this morning, and well Nothing is happening..we swear...its the damdest thing. We checked in London, Kings out of town so everyone is slacking off, We checked in Scotland, and well they were all to drunk to care. We here in France opted to stay home in bed, well seemed like the thing to do this morning.
we even check in Scarborough village, that little mud hole of a town, we swear here at FNN we believe that tiny town has the largest per capita population of idiots and nutballs, and that's not counting when the British court is in town. Guess what...Nothing..all we found was a very very muddy fellow with a large feather duster brushing our shoes off, seems the whole town hadn't woken up yet, apparently they were off at some road side dive called the cross keys blitzed out of their gourds last night.
Soo we apologize here at FNN, there is no news to report, were going now to the weather center, where hopefully they have weather.
And now the FNN Weather Report...
Sat Feb 23 Sunny Hi 75°F Low 48°F
UV Index: 6 Moderate
Sun Feb 24 Mostly Sunny Hi 77°F Low 42°F
UV Index: 6 Moderate
Our sports team is too hung over from last nights Olympic village party to call in a report, more next week.
Patrick Haughton
FIFI - Gezz all the news is death and war, if I wanted death and war I'd go to work instead of reading the paper...