Must find phone both!
Kryptonite Sucks! It was this green rock that took all of Superman's powers. Imagine being literally bullet proof, then along comes this little green rock and blows it. Today I got a note from my Doctor. I have high Kryptonite (Cholesterol) levels. It was borderline a couple of years ago Cholesterol good, HDL good, LDL 167 when it should have been 130. So I changed my diet and got some more exorcise. Everything fine, Superman is "AOK." Then last year two things happened, one the AMA decided their levels were too high, and mine went up. So I got this note from my doctor "Lab test normal … except" then an arrow to my Cholesterol and LDL level both between 30 and 40 points too high for the new guidelines. Instantly I feel my super powers draining. I have to go on medication to lower them. You see it is a family thing just like Clark Kent. A piece of my past that I did not get a say in just came to rob me of all my super powers. Yeah I know this is not the end of the world. But I am no longer bullet proof?
BTW... Karen, You are going to make some man very happy! You are not unworthy of being with someone for the rest of thier lives... and another thing I will envy that person all my days.