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Good afternoon everyone, its time for a Froggy News Network News Break.
Dateline London, The court of King Henry the 8th gears up today for its annual Easter Day Egg hunt. King Henry after suffering a very embarrassing day out last year is taking no chances in this years hunt. He has hired some of the best egg trackers in all the known world and has ordered his very own Royal guard to prepare for this years expedition. We talked to the captain of the guard Sir Jonathan T. Gage, here is what he had to say. "Yes were pulling out all the stops this year, his majesty was doing very well in last years hunt but at the last moment that darn little egg just slipped away. Odd that, being it was painted so brightly. Alias this year we've brought in 200 harquebusiers, 200 light Calvary, 100 pikemen and four trebuchet. None of those pesky eggs will slip past us this year." When asked about the need of the trebuchet, he merely looked at us oddly and said their for "just in case".
In related news Duke Edward Seymour has been cleared of all alleged charges in a recent Egg smuggling ring break up. It was alleged that the good Duke was smuggling in Wile East African Easter Eggs to thwart the Kings hunt. These allegations have been proven false and the accusers have been summarily executed.
Now on to the Weather.
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Looks like its going to be a wet one in quaint Scarborough Village, so stay dry!
Sat Mar 30 T-Storms 61°F 48°F UV Index: 4 Low
Sun Mar 31 AM T-Showers 67°F 45°F UV Index: 7 High
Patrick Haughton FIFI - Ummmmm Wet Wenches.....Ummmmmmm