Quotes:
"Important Safety Tip: Don't date your therapist" Karen Lucci
"An unsugary plethora of perceptual incisiveness, intellectual hyperinventiveness and caffeine inspired Precambrian instinct, the emotionally complex Kelly Hart, writes with a unique syntactical freedom and strong sense of lexical inhibition, evidenced by her innovative and often dramatic grammatic hyperbole and excitingly inventive spelling." Kelly Heart
"It's beyond my control, so I'll just go take a nap." Danna Gann
"Normal is a cycle on a washing machine, it does not apply to people.” Gary Hetzel
"All true stories end in death.” Bill McCurry
"I thought of you this morning when I was taking my antibiotics..” Cache Reed
“Arterial bleeds rock.” Cache Reed
“I have to write this down so it does not get destroyed by beer.” Allen Barns
“He’s yummy & we don’t know him - fix it.” Carrie Hamlin
"I still have vinyl, and I know how to use it." Bob Floyd
"She not 'Smart' in the classical sense..." Bobby French
"Our household arsenal is greatly diminished since Mom through away the water guns." A unknown 6 year old in a toy store
"How many orgy films is my wife going to want to see?" Chris Pylant
"Remember, there is no 'Crazed Lone Gunman' in Team'... " John Herr