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Alots of Chrismas news and

Alots of Chrismas news and even xmass picture to post soon. But right now I have toys to play with.

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New Year's Eve 2002. Ten years ago we were at Atul Shah's place, where Hindus and Moslems enjoyed each other's company. Sarwat and Vidya told this story (For those not present, imagine Apu Nahasipimapatelan telling this):

Village Schoolmaster:
Now Class, What is an Island?

Pupil:
An island is a body of land surrounded by water!

Very Good! Now, What is a Lake?

A Lake is a body of water surrounded by land!

Excellent! Now.... What is a Beach???

...................... A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG SURROUNDED BY MALE DOGS!

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