Hey Dan

French refuse to disarm.

After a meeting with the Privy council today His Royal Highness King Henry
the Eight has issued a statement through his High Chancellor stating that if
France dose not disarm and destroy all of its weapons then England will have
no choice but to deploy troops into France to remove King Francis I from his
throne and free the poor French people from the oppression of their
tyrannical king.

When asked the French had this to say, "Pardon, he said what?"

Even as we report this the Lord High Marshall is mobilizing some of his
reserve units for possible deployment to France. We caught up with
Lieutenant Christian Angelous MacDuff of the Scottish Fencibles he had this
to say. "Ohh were really upset about having to go to France, We really
really hate France, one of our Cannoniers Jacqu...I mean Jack is so upset
he's taken to drinking again, all we hear all night is his cries of anguish
about having to deploy to France.

We of course here at the Froggy News Network will be watching this
development closely.

Our next story The English Royal family, too much inbreeding or just
something in the water, after this short weather report....

Weather for this weekend

Scarborough

Sat Mar 01
Cloudy 56°/40° 0 % Chance of Precip

Sun Mar 02
Partly Cloudy 53°/31° 20 % Chance of Precip

Paris

Sat Mar 01
PM Showers 56°/42° 60 % Chance of Precip

Sun Mar 02
Showers 52°/37° 70 % Chance of Precip

London

Sat Mar 01
Partly Cloudy 52°/42° 20 % Chance of Precip

Sun Mar 02
Cloudy 51°/40° 20 % Chance of Precip

And now back to our special travel report of Tart Tours of Northumberland
sponsored by the Pounding Heart House of Tarts.

Patrick Haughton
FIFI - Sure if you need to defend your manhood by making fun of the French
go right ahead, but I warn you it won't drown out the laughter of the Tarts
when you get undressed.