QOD
I have two!
what is diplomacy? ... saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
The email started out 'hello lover'... so I had to check to see who it was from.
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March 27, 2003
Feeling better
I went home easly (5:00pm) and got some sleep last night. So I am feeling much better. I am still fighting off the crud, but I think I will live.
March 26, 2003
I am out of words.
I have been in documentation hell. In the last two days I have written 20+ pages of the process of documenting a new project. I just tired of looking at words… so I will blog instead. Ok bad idea...
March 17, 2003
Amusesed
This is why advertising amuses me...
He is worried about the relevance of a beer ad! So if you were say sober, worried about empty calories and wanted to see more girls naked the ad would be more relevant?
~blink~
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*this post in no way supports the consuption of Miller Light or any beer that can be subsatuted for water without anyone really caring. Persons thinking of ordering beer should consult someone with taste and style before placing an order. If you are planing to drive please take the car.
March 15, 2003
Weekend pic's
I took my camera out to workshops this weekend. Here are a couple shots.
This is a great shoot!
The ever wounderful Novie
Jock and Boomer in thier natural habitat
March 13, 2003
The Dark One
He is forever known as the dark one, a nickname given to him by his mother. Groucho Marx is one of the funniest people I have ever seen. His witty, irreverent wordplays and dry comic timing have very seldom been equaled. I remember this do day hearing this quote:
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. "
Other gems:
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. "
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. "
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. "
March 11, 2003
Walking wounded carry the other.
I got a note from Dean. Joy is doing better. She is out of sergery and on antibiotics. Her fever is down to 100 from 105, brain damage accures at 107. I did not tell Dean the last part.
March 10, 2003
Medicine to the Zombies, and quick!
Bad mojo is running rampant this week. We started with the whole Patrick thing. Friday I found out my Sister appendix burst and she in the hospital. I talked to Dad, and found out my Brothers Son got run over by a snowboarder and spent a few days in the hospital. We are not even going into the stuff that poor Squeak has been going though. She has upset some very vindictive deity, who is following her around now. My good friend Margaret went to the hospital on Sunday morning with heart palpitations. So for everyone out there … please be careful… if you have know a good witchdoctor send him my way.
March 07, 2003
What is a polysyllabic
And now a Froggy News Network News Break
In light of growing tension between England and France sources have brought
to light a new weapon in the French arsenal. The cybernetic Frenchman. Our
sources have leaked information to us which leads us to believe this new
monstrosity has sub-dermal armor plating and a external exoskeleton support
system. He is the panicle of modern military technology able to with stand
a hit by a cannon ball at 20 yards and get back up into the fight, all while
still up holding the standards of French fashions!!
When asked for a quote on the matter Lord Edward Seymour had no comment but
thirty seconds later could be found dragging some poor peasants off to
doctor proctors.
And now to henri in the weather center
Sat Mar 08 Partly Cloudy 77°/49° Precip 0 %
Sun Mar 09 Partly Cloudy 74°/55° Precip 0 %
Patrick Haughton
FIFI - Remember kids don't do drugs and operate polysyllabic words!!
Patrick Update.
I just talked to Patrick, he is ok. In a lot of pain, and will not be going anywhere for a couple more days. The pain will be around for a couple more days. He will be in a cast for 6 weeks the start on rehab. His range of motion will be a little over half what it was.
The world best movie title!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Wow! Something I want to see more then the Matrix, or maybe the even Return of the king. Well defiantly the matrix. I can sooo see Sean Connery in this movie! Oh and the car rock!
March 06, 2003
Casa' de Dan
I thought I would post the house I want. Let me know what you think?
March 05, 2003
Donnas "spend the night"
Picked up the Donnas CD today. This band rocks… no dynamics, no intellectual lyrics, hell they do not even have the musical depth of Judas Priests Turbo Lover album. But I do not care! This band rocks. I think it was Squeak who said this is the female version of every male rock band ever. They sing loud song about treating men like meat, getting dunk, stoned, and punching people. They are not a pseudo tough girl band, this is them and they are having fun. Women, this is the band your id has been looking for. Guys, be afraid, these girls not just trying to prove a point.
March 04, 2003
Look out for my freind
Pat goes under the knife tomarrow to do the reconstruction on his wrist. He sound in good spirits, but then again that could be peridan(sp). Here are my hopes for a speedy and safe recovery.
March 03, 2003
"French refuse to disarm." ... breaks hand instead.
This weekend everyone's favorite froggy broke him wrist. Pat is ok, from the report I have gotten, and talking to Pat. He apparently caught the weight for distance in the highland games. As the story goes he was at the Scottish highland games Practice and was watching a semi-pro highland gamer demonstrate the double rotate on the weight for distance.
For those of you not unfamiliar with highland games this is kind of like the hammer though from the Olympics. You have a 28lb weight on a length of chain, you spin around a heave this as far as you can. A good gamer can though this weight 80 + feet. For the physic types yes, the is over 2200 ft/lb of energy.
Back to our hero. The semi-pro slipped the through and instead of going down field it went flying off sideways. The bystanders scattered, and Pat did not. The only thing he could do is put his hand up to deflect the weight. Fortunately it was his left, but it broke his wrist in five places.
March 02, 2003
Moved
Wow, what an exhausting weekend... I have pic's of the new place but right now I just want to go to bed.
Thanks Cache for loaning me her DSL to check email... I still do not have phone at the new place.