The Dark One
He is forever known as the dark one, a nickname given to him by his mother. Groucho Marx is one of the funniest people I have ever seen. His witty, irreverent wordplays and dry comic timing have very seldom been equaled. I remember this do day hearing this quote:
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. "
Other gems:
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. "
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. "
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. "
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. "