I should write for Halmark
We are having a toast writing contest for a co-worker's baby shower. That is my entry...
Toast
Today we are here to celebrate the birth of Caroline. This birth is the beginning of a life for Caroline. This life will be filled with skinned elbows, colds, tears and on occasion a broken heart. To Caroline, I am sure this does not sound like what the “travel brochure” said. But I have some good news, for every skinned elbow there are many races won, for every cold caught there are many days with friends, for every tear there are many laughs, and for every broken heart there is a true love. So risk the skinned elbow… and live every day of your life.
Sometimes sappy is what I do....