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June 30, 2005

A life time of stories...

This morning my grandfather Robert Hazold passed away after suffering a stroke with complication a couple of weeks ago. He is survived by his 6 daughters, many grandchildren, great grandchildren and great great grandchildren.

My grandfather led an amazing life. He grew up in Chicago in the same neighborhood that Al Capone’s house stands. He was German by birth and uppity all his life. He called me GubenHobenShalbanDoben… after many years of ask stupid question to German speakers, I found out it means NOTHING in German.

He could build anything. If there was a tool grandpa had it. He spent his life building planes for Lockheed. He worked on the U2, SR-71 and F-117. Later in his life we found out grandpa was one of the guys they would fly out to the New Mexico desert. I grew-up on stories of how fast the SR-71 was. Told from someone who had seen it.

When you’re a kid everyone’s dad works for the top secret government program. It is hard to understand that my grandpa actually did!

Not that I always thought everything he did was cool. He played drums in jazz band and German bands and sometime wore lederhosen. Like most of my family he has musical talent. Somehow, it skipped my generation. I remember the day my brother and I found a Deep Purple album in his collection. He like their drummer.

He retired to Oregon and bought the farm I spent many a summer. Like everything grandpa did the farm was a place of gadgets. He grew worms in big white vats, had several green houses, animals, and even an electric chick pucker. The electric chick pucker was the most amusing/horrifying tool I have ever seen. Imaging minute car wash for dead chicken, only evil!

He lived the last couple of years with Mom. Took great pride in his family and told stories about his amazing life.

We knew this day was coming… but I still can not find words to express how amazing I think grandpa’s life was. He always told the stories better then I.

June 08, 2005

There is one in every disaster

I volunteered to be a plane crash victim for the DFW airport Life Saver Drill. The drill itself was fun to watch. Watching them put out a plan on fire that you did not get out of is fun. Another thing that made the day super fun is I was not alone Leia and a number of Faire people where there. Liea and I spent our time waiting to be rescued practicing plane crash pick-up lines.

“So, is this your first disaster…”
“Can I get you something form the Red Cross?”
“What is your triage status? I am a green.”
“Is that plane on fire or is it just you…”

Oh it went on and on. Liea gets an uber-geek award for photo-blogging the event real time. You can see her pictures ... here

June 03, 2005

Our Friday rant...

Some things that irritate me:

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) the animal rights campaign that includes ending fur and leather use, meat and dairy consumption, fishing, hunting, trapping factory farming, circuses, bull fighting… Members of this anthropomorphic wacko organization should be feed to wild animals. Then both their and my goals would be the same. We would be one step closer to reducing the death and suffering of all life.

'Real People Real Games' the group that handed out stickers protesting the use of models or 'booth babes' at the Electronic Entertainment Expo E3… It is not that I hate ugly people, it is just that I am geek and this is the only time in my life attractive girls are going to try to sell me something I want to pay for. Please just shut up and let me enjoy being me for a moment.

Reality TV… stop and think about it, there is a TV crew standing there! This is not reality, they are not in the jungle or an island. They have a craft services truck! Someone please start telling stories with good acting again.

The endless stream of groups who say video games/music/movies are bad because they make kids to take drugs, have sex, have low self esteem, eat, not eat, whatever… Real studies show kids today do fewer drugs, commit less crime and have less sex then in the 50’s. The problem is that does not make good press. They understand more about sex, violence and hate then you or I did at their age.

Please return the joy you people are taking from my world...