You can't write this stuff
Ok.... now this is funny. Video games are corrupting our children by exposing them to mindless violence, satanic images and sex, right?
Well the right-wing has the answer...
It includes:
"wield modern military weaponry" (read mindless violence)
"witness spectacular Angelic and Demonic activity" (read satanic images)
"Play multiplayer games as Tribulation Force or the AntiChrist's Global Community Peacekeepers" (I really wish it had said sex)
I guess it is alright if you are making any money off them.
Edit:
PatTheMad: Dude I didn't know he UN was owned by the AntiChrist?
Me: What, are you just not reading the right books (and burning the wrong
ones)? The UN is taking over the world and implanting RFID's in all
the chosen. They are putting fluoride in the water to poison our
precious bodily fluids!